{"id":625,"date":"2012-05-07T16:58:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T16:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pixel-shredder.com\/blog\/?p=625"},"modified":"2012-05-09T11:52:41","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T15:52:41","slug":"careful-zack-there-could-be-dinosaurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/blog\/careful-zack-there-could-be-dinosaurs\/","title":{"rendered":"Careful, Zack! There Could be Dinosaurs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Proper Parenting: Warn your child once, then let him learn the hard way.<\/p>\n<div class=\"g-crossposting-att\">\n<div class=\"g-crossposting-att-title\">G<a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/110201780316922068503\/posts\/BxLfzUbZc47\" target=\"_blank\">iant Robot Dinosaur Scares Zack<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"g-crossposting-att-img\" style=\"float: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/110201780316922068503\/posts\/BxLfzUbZc47\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&amp;gadget=a&amp;resize_h=100&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fytimg.googleusercontent.com%2Fvi%2FZ2TcvKyKzIw%2Fdefault.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"g-crossposting-att-txt\">Zack loves dinosaurs but until now he has never seen one bigger than himself. This is his reaction.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"g-crossposting-backlink\"><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/110201780316922068503\/posts\/BxLfzUbZc47\" target=\"_blank\">This was posted on Google+\u2026<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H4>Related Awesome<\/H4><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"House of Cards: Netflix and the Future of Television\" href=\"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/blog\/house-of-cards-netflix-future-tv\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">House of Cards: Netflix and the Future of Television<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Spike Lee is Directing Mike Tyson&#8217;s Broadway Play\" href=\"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/blog\/mike-tyson-broadway\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Spike Lee is Directing Mike Tyson&#8217;s Broadway Play<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Adventure Time + Studio Ghibli Mashup is Just Epic Enough To Work\" href=\"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/blog\/adventure-time-studio-ghibli\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Adventure Time + Studio Ghibli Mashup is Just Epic Enough To Work<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proper Parenting: Warn your child once, then let him learn the hard way. 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