{"id":118,"date":"2015-11-03T11:47:30","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T11:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/?p=118"},"modified":"2016-06-12T17:14:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T22:14:45","slug":"robots-with-lawyer-robots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/robots-with-lawyer-robots\/","title":{"rendered":"Show 13: Robots With Lawyer Robots"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/AudioObject\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Show 13: Robots With Lawyer Robots\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2015-11-03T11:47:30-05:00\" \/><meta itemprop=\"encodingFormat\" content=\"audio\/mpeg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT48M48S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"\r\nNow with scat!\r\nKeep your ears peeled for robots! 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