{"id":157,"date":"2016-01-31T17:17:48","date_gmt":"2016-01-31T17:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/?p=157"},"modified":"2016-06-12T17:18:05","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T22:18:05","slug":"chins-blean-bended-tofu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/chins-blean-bended-tofu\/","title":{"rendered":"Show 18: Chin&#8217;s Blean Bended Tofu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/AudioObject\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Show 18: Chin&amp;#8217;s Blean Bended Tofu\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2016-01-31T17:17:48-05:00\" \/><meta itemprop=\"encodingFormat\" content=\"audio\/mpeg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT36M47S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Get to the Butt Stuff!\" \/><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/chimpknuckles\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/shows\/chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3\" \/><meta itemprop=\"contentSize\" content=\"84.4\" \/><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_58\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-157-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/chimpknuckles\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/shows\/chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/chimpknuckles\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/shows\/chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/chimpknuckles\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/shows\/chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/chimpknuckles\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/shows\/chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/?powerpress_pinw=157-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/chimpknuckles\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/shows\/chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"chimp_knuckles_show_18.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p>\n\t\t\t<script>\n\t\t\t\tpodcastData1 = {\"title\":\"Chimp Knuckles: An Improv Comedy Show\",\"subtitle\":\"The biggest thing since the sound of sliced bread!\",\"description\":\"We perform live improv games, tailored to an audio podcast format - using nothing but the sounds of our voices! 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