{"id":245,"date":"2016-04-18T19:31:19","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T00:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/?p=245"},"modified":"2016-06-12T17:27:59","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T22:27:59","slug":"toad-j-simpson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/toad-j-simpson\/","title":{"rendered":"Toad J. Simpson"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/AudioObject\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Toad J. 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