{"id":253,"date":"2016-05-02T00:01:53","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T05:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/?p=253"},"modified":"2016-06-12T17:29:11","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T22:29:11","slug":"jon-hammburglar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixel-shredder.com\/chimpknuckles\/jon-hammburglar\/","title":{"rendered":"Jon Hammburglar"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/AudioObject\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Jon Hammburglar\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2016-05-02T00:01:53-05:00\" \/><meta itemprop=\"encodingFormat\" content=\"audio\/mpeg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT57M14S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"That's Funny. 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