“1-800-Rent-A-God” was a video project made for my high school economics class, where the assignment was to design a new product and market it. It is a strong contender for biggest production-value fail in YouTube history, but despite that it still has enough charm to make me laugh when I watch it to this day. Starring Mike DeVine (myself), Adam Stern, Brian Bockicki (credited as Brian Denehee due to a post-production brain fart), and Candie the dog, with a special appearance by Carolyn DeVine (my sister) as Jesus.