The main reason I’m excited about this, is because when Mike Tyson inevitably gets tired of taking orders from Spike Lee, he will inevitably punch Spike Lee, sending him into the karmic coma he deserves for tweeting the home address of the wrong George Zimmerman.

[ESPN] Spike to help Tyson tell life story on Broadway

Mike Tyson wants his next knockout to be on Broadway.

Prediction: Within my lifetime, someone, somewhere will decide that the scene from “A Christmas Story” in the Chinese restaurant with the waiters who can’t pronounce the letter “L”, is too racist to be shown on TV. And my entire generation will simultaneously facepalm in response.

Dreamt that on my way to Staples I found a joke shop that literally sold jokes. Also had South Park & Walking Dead board games #TypicalDream

CNN snuck something f***ing weird in between their commercials