Samuel L. Jackson is tired of these motherfucking Lorems in his motherfucking Ipsum http://t.co/UztN5vk2
I unlocked the Shopaholic achievement in Mass Effect 3! http://t.co/TpZBjIUj
I unlocked 4 Xbox achievements in Mass Effect 3! http://t.co/TpZBjIUj
So about this #LIBOR thing- in case you haven’t heard yet, be prepared to be told to be outraged. More important, be prepared to be outraged
Well, now I can officially check “Towel dry individually-wrapped slices of cheese” off my bucket list. Happy 4th of July!
Apparently just hours after I left Arlington on friday, the world ended. Now that I’m back I can enjoy having no power at home till Sunday
My new life motto: “Be as stubborn as you have to do”
CNN snuck something f***ing weird in between their commercials
Presenting the antics of the RIT Comedy Troupe’s Andy, aka Dwight K. Schrute. Credits (in order of caption color): Mike More