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Toad J. Simpson

More Fun Than A Gun To Your Head!

Grab your iso-toners and finish licking your toad, it’s our newest and most legally acquitted show yet! In this edition:

  • Ed Foose blows his noose
  • Mike plays Try That On For Challenge
  • Doctor Know-It-All II is born, and is kinda racist
  • We come down with a bad case of chimples
  • It’s the world’s first World’s First!
  • Ed oompa loompas. Hard

So if you’ve ever wanted to experience penis envy for yourself, come join us! And remember: We still need help finding ourselves on Google Play. Send help.

Players: Mike, Ed, Alex, and Emily.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(3:10) Try That On For Size.

(7:29) Audiobook.

(11:06) It’d Be Funnier If.

(15:33) Doctor Know-It-All.

(22:09) World’s First. (It’s NEW!)

Abyssinians!

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Welcome To Monkey Sports

Everyone Shout Rules!

Assemble your monkey team, it’s our latest and most athletic show yet! In this edition:

  • Mike is dead
  • Conan’s H is missing
  • Once again an N ruins a word
  • Kermit’s line is crossed
  • Mike is stumped by visual mediums
  • There is no Step 2

So if you’ve ever wanted Battlestar Galactica spoiled for you, come join us! And remember: If you can find us on Google Play Music, tell us how please!

Players: Mike, Ed, and Topher.

Background music courtesy of Bendrick Lamar (Bensound.com).

Games:

(4:33) Try That On For Size.

(10:40) Audiobook.

(15:03) Sound Effects.

(18:29) Documentary.

(23:13) It’d Be Funnier If.

(30:00) Doctor Know-It-All.

(36:00) Sex Positions.

Tasty treats! Mmmm.